February 2012
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The [optimistic stare into the distance] of medication commercials.
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I should get to the bus stop while I am on the upside of my moodswings.
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My friend called me to see if I was okay, through Suicidal Tendencies references.
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My metabolism has slowed to a ‘one-small-meal-every-12-hours’ regimen.
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This better not be humanity’s last year on earth, only two months in and already 2012 has been extremely shitty.
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Me and my brother had an argument about motivational quotes, I took the side of “they’re stupid”.
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Okay, I just want to say that me and my girlfriend of almost 3 inseparable years broke up. Its a big deal to me because I thought that this was the girl I’d eventually marry, so the content here will probably reflect this. I don’t believe that most of you will really care about this and that’s okay, I just wanted to have some kind of marker here as a reflection of whats actually...
Damn everything. Seriously. Everything be damned.
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I’m on the borderline of pathetically begging for attention or dropping off everyone’s radar entirely.
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I rang up Lisa Rinna at work but I pretended not to recognize her because I don’t know where she’s famous from and I wanted to avoid saying anything awkward.
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I saw Buzz Osborne last night and I bought a pin that says “Cher is my mom”.
Fears:
I hope my sex face doesn’t look like Thom Yorke’s singing face.
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I just noticed that after a while the residual taste of coffee in my mouth tastes the same as blood.
